What nicknames will Trump say before April?

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Decision support

Current implied probability

Slopadopolous 3%

Market quality

27 / 100

Low quality

Bid / Ask

3.0% / 6.0%

Market data

Updated 3 days ago

Stale

Last updated: Apr 1, 1:38 PM

Resolves

Apr 1, 2026, 2:00 PM

24h Volume

$977.8

Liquidity

$5.6K

Spread

100.0%

Wide spread

7d Change

Low liquidityThin market

Started Jan 7, 2026, 3:00 AMEnds Apr 1, 2026, 2:00 PM

Trends

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Outcome24hChance

Slopadopolous

-1.0%3%

Biden Crime Family

0.0%1%

Crazy Bernie

0.0%1%

Low Energy

-2.0%1%

Fat Slob

-1.0%1%

Comrade Kamala

0.0%1%

Little Communist

0.0%1%

Piggy

0.0%1%

Pocahontas

-1.0%1%

Rocket Man

0.0%1%

Tampon Tim

0.0%1%

Witch Hunt

0.0%94%

Barack Hussein Obama

0.0%99%

Crooked Hillary

0.0%81%

Crying Chuck / Cryin Chuck

0.0%99%

Green New Scam

0.0%99%

Sleazebag

0.0%98%

Sleepy Joe

0.0%99%

Low IQ

0.0%99%

Too Late

0.0%98%

Marjorie Traitor Greene

0.0%99%

Newscum

0.0%99%

Whack Job / Wack Job

0.0%92%

Con Job

0.0%99%

Rules

If Witch Hunt, or a plural or possessive form of Witch Hunt, is stated by Donald Trump before Apr 1, 2026, then the market resolves to Yes.

The word or phrase must be stated by President Donald Trump in public statements, direct quotes published by Source Agencies, or written public statements on his personal social media accounts (Twitter/Truth Social). Official acts like Executive Orders or bills signed do not count. Grammatical inflections for plurals and possessives are included (e.g., "immigrant" includes "immigrants" and "immigrant's"), but other tense inflections, hyphenated compounds, and synonyms are not included. For phrases with slashes like "Doge/Dogecoin," either word satisfies the criterion. If the word must be said a minimum number of times, all instances must occur after market issuance.
If Barack Hussein Obama, or a plural or possessive form of Barack Hussein Obama, is stated by Donald Trump before Apr 1, 2026, then the market resolves to Yes.
If Biden Crime Family, or a plural or possessive form of Biden Crime Family, is stated by Donald Trump before Apr 1, 2026, then the market resolves to Yes.
If Comrade Kamala, or a plural or possessive form of Comrade Kamala, is stated by Donald Trump before Apr 1, 2026, then the market resolves to Yes.
If Crazy Bernie, or a plural or possessive form of Crazy Bernie, is stated by Donald Trump before Apr 1, 2026, then the market resolves to Yes.

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